asswalker 

One who walks using the cheeks of their buttocks. Asswalking first performed on the short-lived cartoon network series "Cow and Chicken" by a character known only as "the red guy". May also mean a person who is not disabled but has a ridiculous walk which makes them look like an asshole.

"The red guy is such an asswalker."
"Look at that asswalker, he is such an asshole"

asswalker by El Matt February 28, 2008

Asswater 

Bad or weak coffee.

"Oh god", said after first sip,"this shit tastes like asswater!"

Asswater by tutash June 6, 2003

assmaker 

one who makes an ass out of themselves. -n.h

you are being such an assmaker

assmaker by mattalianna April 8, 2017

assstalker 

Someone who is prone to fucking asses, especially - someone who fucks asses he is not supposed to fuck.

My boyfriend is such a fucking assstalker

assstalker by Dr. Fragemann August 28, 2005

Asswater 

ass sweat after you've done physical activity

quite a practice eh? my shorts are soaked with ass water.

Asswater by jimbo July 12, 2003

assjacker(s) 

High heeled shoes
southern slang for articles of clothing

bruh man look at that bitch in the assjackers, I gotta hit that!!!

assjacker(s) by booty bandit May 28, 2004

asswanker 

variation of wanker, it just makes the victim of the insult that much more gay.

Jeezy Creezy, jacob is such a friggin asswanker.

asswanker by Tion the One April 28, 2003