assstalker 

Someone who is prone to fucking asses, especially - someone who fucks asses he is not supposed to fuck.

My boyfriend is such a fucking assstalker

assstalker by Dr. Fragemann August 28, 2005

asswalker 

One who walks using the cheeks of their buttocks. Asswalking first performed on the short-lived cartoon network series "Cow and Chicken" by a character known only as "the red guy". May also mean a person who is not disabled but has a ridiculous walk which makes them look like an asshole.

"The red guy is such an asswalker."
"Look at that asswalker, he is such an asshole"

asswalker by El Matt February 28, 2008

crazy ass stalker bitch 

usually a short female with a nice booty but really is a complete ass fucker. Usually has no friends of the same sex (female) because all she does is flirt with everyones boyfriends and pisses off their girlfriends.

Carissa is such a crazy ass stalker bitch...jesus christ!!!

crazy ass stalker bitch by rollerrebel67 July 19, 2006

Foreign Asstalker 

One who firmly believes ill of, or stereotypes a country, even though they have never been there. Most of their "facts" about that country are untrue, irrelevant, or made up, and are said to be talking out of their ass. Most commonly found on the internet.

People who say sentences similar to these given are Foreign Asstalkers.
-"Americans are all fat, stupid, and arrogant."
-"People from Australia are all idiots."
-"Canadians are pussies."

Foreign Asstalker by asdfsfd March 29, 2007