assstalker

Someone who is prone to fucking asses, especially - someone who fucks asses he is not supposed to fuck.

My boyfriend is such a fucking assstalker

by Dr. Fragemann August 28, 2005

asswalker

One who walks using the cheeks of their buttocks. Asswalking first performed on the short-lived cartoon network series "Cow and Chicken" by a character known only as "the red guy". May also mean a person who is not disabled but has a ridiculous walk which makes them look like an asshole.

"The red guy is such an asswalker."
"Look at that asswalker, he is such an asshole"

by El Matt February 28, 2008

crazy ass stalker bitch

usually a short female with a nice booty but really is a complete ass fucker. Usually has no friends of the same sex (female) because all she does is flirt with everyones boyfriends and pisses off their girlfriends.

Carissa is such a crazy ass stalker bitch...jesus christ!!!

by rollerrebel67 July 19, 2006

Foreign Asstalker

One who firmly believes ill of, or stereotypes a country, even though they have never been there. Most of their "facts" about that country are untrue, irrelevant, or made up, and are said to be talking out of their ass. Most commonly found on the internet.

People who say sentences similar to these given are Foreign Asstalkers.
-"Americans are all fat, stupid, and arrogant."
-"People from Australia are all idiots."
-"Canadians are pussies."

by asdfsfd March 29, 2007