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When you don't really know what you are talking about, but you feel you have to give an opinion, you are asstalkin'. Sort of like talking without engaging your brain- talking "out your ass." Asstalkin' can defy common sense, or make no sense at all.

When my boyfriend tells me I can drive on tires that are bald, (and I know better), that's asstalkin'!!

asstalkin' by dorian chicago February 26, 2010

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assnapkin

Noun: (1) Toilet Paper, originally. (2) Now usually used to describe a person who is shallow or gullible, and who swears excessively.

That assnapkin got himself banned for swearing and cyboring newbies!

assnapkin by Zk4r January 6, 2005

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Related Words

asstalkin' • asstalk • Asstalgia • Android Asstaking • Foreign Asstalker • Ass Napkin • ass talker • ad stalking • ass-tanking • ass walking

Android Asstaking

The process of taking somebody's ass with the aid of Android Applications.

"My friend was Android Asstaking me all morning doode!"

"What'd he do?"

"He used a translator app to abuse me in fifty different languages and twenty different dialects. The app even has three different voices."

"Droid maan!"

Android Asstaking by gickeleshut August 28, 2012

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asstalk

Talking out of your ass.

Deborah, that's ASSTALK!! ASSTALK, Deborah!! ASSTALK!!

asstalk by assman March 7, 2004

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Asstalgia

It is when you have a longing for a future event or prospects. As opposed to nostalgia, which refers to the past and your 'nose', this refers to a certain or possible future and your 'ass'.

Is that how my girl is gonna look like ten years from now? OMFG, she will be gross!!" "Don't have an asstalgia so soon. She is already so gross.

Asstalgia by RisavKarna69 August 3, 2010

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Foreign Asstalker

One who firmly believes ill of, or stereotypes a country, even though they have never been there. Most of their "facts" about that country are untrue, irrelevant, or made up, and are said to be talking out of their ass. Most commonly found on the internet.

People who say sentences similar to these given are Foreign Asstalkers.
-"Americans are all fat, stupid, and arrogant."
-"People from Australia are all idiots."
-"Canadians are pussies."

Foreign Asstalker by asdfsfd March 29, 2007

proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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