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asstalkin' 

When you don't really know what you are talking about, but you feel you have to give an opinion, you are asstalkin'. Sort of like talking without engaging your brain- talking "out your ass." Asstalkin' can defy common sense, or make no sense at all.
When my boyfriend tells me I can drive on tires that are bald, (and I know better), that's asstalkin'!!
asstalkin' by dorian chicago February 26, 2010
Words you can keep
Noun: (1) Toilet Paper, originally. (2) Now usually used to describe a person who is shallow or gullible, and who swears excessively.
That assnapkin got himself banned for swearing and cyboring newbies!
assnapkin by Zk4r January 6, 2005

Android Asstaking

The process of taking somebody's ass with the aid of Android Applications.
"My friend was Android Asstaking me all morning doode!"

"What'd he do?"

"He used a translator app to abuse me in fifty different languages and twenty different dialects. The app even has three different voices."

"Droid maan!"
Android Asstaking by gickeleshut August 28, 2012
Talking out of your ass.
Deborah, that's ASSTALK!! ASSTALK, Deborah!! ASSTALK!!
asstalk by assman March 7, 2004

Asstalgia 

It is when you have a longing for a future event or prospects. As opposed to nostalgia, which refers to the past and your 'nose', this refers to a certain or possible future and your 'ass'.
Is that how my girl is gonna look like ten years from now? OMFG, she will be gross!!" "Don't have an asstalgia so soon. She is already so gross.
Asstalgia by RisavKarna69 August 3, 2010

Foreign Asstalker 

One who firmly believes ill of, or stereotypes a country, even though they have never been there. Most of their "facts" about that country are untrue, irrelevant, or made up, and are said to be talking out of their ass. Most commonly found on the internet.
People who say sentences similar to these given are Foreign Asstalkers.
-"Americans are all fat, stupid, and arrogant."
-"People from Australia are all idiots."
-"Canadians are pussies."
Foreign Asstalker by asdfsfd March 29, 2007
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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