assrice

Assrice is ass hair that has dandruff or lice.

My girl has assrice becuse I see lice on the toilet seat.

by Banquet meals April 23, 2021

Ass-Rice

The white fragments of toilet tissue that get tangled in the hair around the anus after a particularly wet bowel movement. Unless removed immediately, ass-rice can cause great discomfort.

"The toilet tissue in the public bathroom is so cheap! Not only does my finger break through it but I have to spend several painful minutes picking out the ass-rice left behind."

by sketchpad September 12, 2009

assvice

The unwelcomed and unsolicited advice given to someone.

Thanks for the assvice, but I think I'll do it my way.

by Dooneybug May 3, 2005

assripe

Another way of saying the word asswipe. Usually only used by people that have a hard time pronouncing "w" sounds. People from the Middle East, Lebanon for instance, sometime pronounce asswipe this way.
The assripe that sits beside me at work never shuts the hell up.

The assripe that sits beside me at work never shuts the hell up.

by ben_waballs December 14, 2008

assriel

weird periodt.

she’s weird I guess she’s a assriel.

by Bella ring ring ding dong May 5, 2022

assricle

the very first bead of sweat that runs down from your lower back into your arse-crack. if not attended to promptly, will gradually turn into arse-cheese, also known as sour-ass.

Tom the Carpenter was working on a very hot day when an assricle was formed, left unattended, the assricle created sour-ass. This left Tom with an itchy ass

by Dr. Squig October 27, 2009

long ass rice

A synonym for noodles, as heard on Parks & Recreation.

I love eating at that Chinese place, they have the best long ass rice you'll ever eat.

Long ass rice? What's that?

Noodles. You're kidding right? Long ass rice are noodles......are you fucking high?

by Fred Ledge September 25, 2011