anspiring 

Aspiring but wrote by a bunch of idiots

"An anspiring artist"

anspiring by tudottus December 2, 2023

Aspiring Rapper 

North American euphemism for a member of the urban criminal class. This unusual occupation is usually mentioned in conjunction with the subject either being slain or being taken into custody for a violent or property-related crime. A relative of the subject usually points out that the subjects demise or incarceration comes at an extremely inopportune moment, ocurring just as they subject was "turning they(sic) life around."

Special K Icey Eight had a checkered past, but his mother insisted he was a "good boy" who was just turning his life around, when the aspiring rapper was gunned down by a homeowner after breaking into the house via the kitchen window.

Aspiring Rapper by Chuckii Booker July 28, 2012

AspiringABS 

He do be consuming oxygen and playing minecraft.

1v1 me AspiringABS

AspiringABS by AspiringABS January 6, 2021

aspirin ass 

describes a person with a really flat ass... as in an ass that looks like an aspirin, which is flat with a line down the center.

you can't find dave's aspirin ass even in skinny jeans

aspirin ass by nikki & lexy December 9, 2008

answering a higher calling 

To act in service to a higher i.e. more noble cause, a greater good. Often indicating an action undertaken at the behest of a Higher Power, such as a supreme being or deity, or some conception of justice and the morally right; motivation for personal growth and/or individual sacrifice for the greater good.

The lawyer quit her lucrative position as a private defense attorney and instead became a low paid public defender because she was answering a higher calling.

answering a higher calling by Nacho Momma May 4, 2015

Answering Machine 

An object for recording messages to the person you call when they are not home.

My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.

Answering Machine by Rederickfay October 26, 2004

aww inspiring 

a quote, social-media-update or action which will elicite the veritable "aww" because of the "cuteness" of it..this is most often observed on facebook when a status update is followed by 28 "aww's" (mostly by women.......and not so straight men)

Steve's facebook update - "nothing beats sipping hot chocolate with your girl on a cold winter morning"

Gill - awwwwwww
Sandra - awwwwwww
Kate - awwwwwww
Jack - wanna make it better? put some rufis in there
Sally - awwwwwww
Jack - @Sally - I'd love to sip your hot chocolate !!
Zoe - awwwwwww
Jane - awwwwwwww
Gaylord - awwwwwwwwieee
Bala - What a f*%$in aww inspiring update !!

Bala - P.S. - @Sally - I'd LOVE to sip your hot chocolate !!

aww inspiring by hu-b-u February 13, 2012