Asspiration 

The often prolonged desire of one sexual partner to give his (or her) sexual partner anal sex.

Jack had major asspirations for Jill for four months before working up the nerve to tell her. Little did Jack know, Jill and her strap-on had some asspirations of her own.

Asspiration by silentbobsaidso March 17, 2015

Asspiration 

Noun: A combination of the words "ass" and "perspiration". Sweaty butt syndrome.

"Can I take a shower dude? that long drive and my leather seats left me with a mad case of asspiration."

Asspiration by Saint Rosa August 1, 2008

asspiration 

perspiration of the ass resulting in a swamp butt when severe

Scene: On a hot summer day

Chrissy to Emily "Damn it's hot in here, do I have asspiration?"

Emily ::looks at Chrissy's ass:: "Nope, you're in the clear"

End scene

asspiration by manningtonB September 1, 2009

Assfirmation 

When someone farts and looks around to get affirmation that others experienced the gas.

Eric farted a quality silent puff of gas and looked around for assfirmation.

Assfirmation by ERIC Jenson March 3, 2014

Awespiration 

Noun, Inspiration that is both inspiring and awesome.

(To Awespire) Verb, The act of inspiring in an awesome manner.

(Awespired) Adjective, The state of being inspired by awesome inspiration.

(n.) The Nazis might have figured out that Adolf Hitler was evil if he hadn't dealt out such awespiration.

(v.) Hitler just awespired me, so I'mma go kill some jews.

(adj.) I am so awespired right now, I feel fly as fuck!

Awespiration by NoMSG August 21, 2010

Assination

The sporting of or having a great butt.

Student: Dang! Did you just see her?
Teacher: Hell yeah I did, she had assination going on down there.
Student: True dat.

McP: She was equipped with mad assination.
Student T: *looks over* DAYUM! Nice snipe, you assassinated that thing.
McP: That thing is on FIAR!!!!!

Assination by 30 dollar million Tim October 5, 2010

assination

The art of mass-mooning a major political figure to make a point; a form of protest.

Lee Harvey Oswald: Let's go use assination on Kennedy!
John: Yeah! That'll show him!
Jack: I concur! Showing him our asses will certainly get him to change his policy!

John: Alright! Let's go find more people to moon him!
Oswald: That's not what I meant...

assination by The Sciamancer December 28, 2009