Asspiration
Jack had major asspirations for Jill for four months before working up the nerve to tell her. Little did Jack know, Jill and her strap-on had some asspirations of her own.
Asspiration by silentbobsaidso March 17, 2015
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Asspiration
"Can I take a shower dude? that long drive and my leather seats left me with a mad case of asspiration."
Asspiration by Saint Rosa August 1, 2008
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asspiration
Scene: On a hot summer day
Chrissy to Emily "Damn it's hot in here, do I have asspiration?"
Emily ::looks at Chrissy's ass:: "Nope, you're in the clear"
End scene
Chrissy to Emily "Damn it's hot in here, do I have asspiration?"
Emily ::looks at Chrissy's ass:: "Nope, you're in the clear"
End scene
asspiration by manningtonB September 1, 2009
Assfirmation
Assfirmation by ERIC Jenson March 3, 2014
Awespiration
Noun, Inspiration that is both inspiring and awesome.
(To Awespire) Verb, The act of inspiring in an awesome manner.
(Awespired) Adjective, The state of being inspired by awesome inspiration.
(To Awespire) Verb, The act of inspiring in an awesome manner.
(Awespired) Adjective, The state of being inspired by awesome inspiration.
(n.) The Nazis might have figured out that Adolf Hitler was evil if he hadn't dealt out such awespiration.
(v.) Hitler just awespired me, so I'mma go kill some jews.
(adj.) I am so awespired right now, I feel fly as fuck!
(v.) Hitler just awespired me, so I'mma go kill some jews.
(adj.) I am so awespired right now, I feel fly as fuck!
Awespiration by NoMSG August 21, 2010
Assination
Student: Dang! Did you just see her?
Teacher: Hell yeah I did, she had assination going on down there.
Student: True dat.
McP: She was equipped with mad assination.
Student T: *looks over* DAYUM! Nice snipe, you assassinated that thing.
McP: That thing is on FIAR!!!!!
Teacher: Hell yeah I did, she had assination going on down there.
Student: True dat.
McP: She was equipped with mad assination.
Student T: *looks over* DAYUM! Nice snipe, you assassinated that thing.
McP: That thing is on FIAR!!!!!
Assination by 30 dollar million Tim October 5, 2010
assination
Lee Harvey Oswald: Let's go use assination on Kennedy!
John: Yeah! That'll show him!
Jack: I concur! Showing him our asses will certainly get him to change his policy!
John: Alright! Let's go find more people to moon him!
Oswald: That's not what I meant...
John: Yeah! That'll show him!
Jack: I concur! Showing him our asses will certainly get him to change his policy!
John: Alright! Let's go find more people to moon him!
Oswald: That's not what I meant...
assination by The Sciamancer December 28, 2009
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