perspiration
perspiration by Sanriomelody October 30, 2023
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Perspiration fibrosis
Mort wiped his hands on the desk and left a puddle of sweat behind, leaving him diagnoses with perspiration fibrosis.
Perspiration fibrosis by Studular January 26, 2023
perspiration store
How an anal-retentive asshaberdasher might say the word, "sweatshop" -- a disgusting factory where workers are paid next to nothing so that we, the consumers, can have nice clothes and shoes. Sweatshops owners are true-blue total buttknockers.
perspiration store by Telephony2 December 12, 2023
no perspiration
{Scott}: Hey Aaron, can you move that board off the lawn please?
Aaron}: Sure [Scott, no perspiration!
Aaron}: Sure [Scott, no perspiration!
no perspiration by Telephony March 12, 2022
Premature Perspiration
When a guy forgets to use deoderant and prematurely perspires in sweaty situations. The more concerned the guy is about the sweat, the more sweat he's going to generate. And if it happens once, it could happen again and again....
Steve: Dude I prematurely perspired watching this smokin chick lick an icecream...
Matt: Dude were you wearing deodarant?
Steve: It was bad dude, I hate premature perspiration.
Matt: Dude were you wearing deodarant?
Steve: It was bad dude, I hate premature perspiration.
Premature Perspiration by tigerslovepepper February 28, 2011
Poultry Perspiration
A condition in which the human body perspires uncontrollably from consuming mass amounts of poultry.
Brandon thought he was safe from meat sweats by eating strictly chicken but he ended up coming down with a serious case of poultry perspiration.
Poultry Perspiration by gschad August 2, 2011
Church Perspiration
Church Perspiration by interns.anonymous September 15, 2011
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