Awespiration 

Noun, Inspiration that is both inspiring and awesome.

(To Awespire) Verb, The act of inspiring in an awesome manner.

(Awespired) Adjective, The state of being inspired by awesome inspiration.

(n.) The Nazis might have figured out that Adolf Hitler was evil if he hadn't dealt out such awespiration.

(v.) Hitler just awespired me, so I'mma go kill some jews.

(adj.) I am so awespired right now, I feel fly as fuck!

Awespiration by NoMSG August 21, 2010

Asspiration 

The often prolonged desire of one sexual partner to give his (or her) sexual partner anal sex.

Jack had major asspirations for Jill for four months before working up the nerve to tell her. Little did Jack know, Jill and her strap-on had some asspirations of her own.

Asspiration by silentbobsaidso March 17, 2015

Asspiration 

Noun: A combination of the words "ass" and "perspiration". Sweaty butt syndrome.

"Can I take a shower dude? that long drive and my leather seats left me with a mad case of asspiration."

Asspiration by Saint Rosa August 1, 2008

Aspiration 

The wet spot left in the seat of the chair after a long meeting.

When the meeting adjourned and everyone arose from their chairs, their aspiration was clearly visible on the plastic seats.

Aspiration by BaptistMonk September 4, 2009

aspirationalist 

Someone who aspires to be something/someone else.

Don drinks Peroni because he's an aspirationalist...he should be drinking Miller Lite cuz Peroni is out of his league.

aspirationalist by Pladset July 6, 2008

asspirations 

(n.) Refers to two different posterior-related subjects:
1. Motivated dreams/hopes of being permitted sexual access to someone's behind (i.e., "given ass")
2. Farts (i.e., “anal respirations”).

One should note that such bodily expulsions (especially if they are excessively loud/odiferous) as mentioned in Definition 2 may very likely have a direct and dramatic "dampening effect" on the intensity of the desirous thoughts/feelings described in Definition 1. Nothing turns off someone of either gender more quickly/dramatically than a humongous load of sulphur-flavored methane ejected at close range. This instantaneous negative reaction can either be an enormously vexing problem or an incredibly useful tool, depending on the circumstances and the wishes/intent of the wind-breaker. On the one hand, for example, if someone is trying to cause his/her romantic partner to feel happy and comfortable about bodily-sharing, he will want to make the experience as pleasant/peaceful as possible, and so any carelessly-released bubble of gas would definitely be inadvisable. If, however, one of the "lovers" is having serious doubts about the compatibility/advisability of the romantic union, his "letting one rip" can be a powerful strategy to cause the other person to quickly lose interest and flee, without either individual's actually saying anything to discourage further lovemaking.

Baked-bean-loving dude: I have **great asspirations** every time I see a chick with a cute round bum, but then I always drive her away with my **bodily asspirations** that invariably seem to pop out right when we're in the middle of humpin'.

asspirations by QuacksO January 14, 2015

aspirations

Something you should take care not to choke on, especially not in the vicinity of your boss.

Be careful not to choke on your aspirations.

aspirations by Intelligence001 July 23, 2019