asspirating

When you go into a severe coughing fit and start inhaling the tissue you're using to cover your mouth.

"Katya, you're a dipshit. Stop asspirating your tissue. You're going to get tissue crap all over your tongue."

"WATCH!! ASSPIRATING IS LIKE GIVING BIRTH!!"

by bahhhhhrooke June 27, 2005

asspirating

on a hot summer day your butt starts melting and giving off a nasty smell.or when your having heavy sex and your partners ass starts smelling.

" hey whats that smell? "
"my bad im asspirating"

"dude stop asspirating around me"

by s.poon July 9, 2005

Broke-asstinating

When your ass is too broke to pay your bills, so you put it off until the next pay day.

Quit broke-asstinating and pay your gas bill before they shut it off.

by Gurlplease15 January 1, 2016

Asspiration

The often prolonged desire of one sexual partner to give his (or her) sexual partner anal sex.

Jack had major asspirations for Jill for four months before working up the nerve to tell her. Little did Jack know, Jill and her strap-on had some asspirations of her own.

by silentbobsaidso March 17, 2015

Asspiration

Noun: A combination of the words "ass" and "perspiration". Sweaty butt syndrome.

"Can I take a shower dude? that long drive and my leather seats left me with a mad case of asspiration."

by Saint Rosa August 1, 2008

aspinating

Something that is fascinating from the perspective that it is incredibly aspie

"According to wikipedia conversations and such from No One Lives Forever place the game's chronology to be around the last week of September, 1967. That is aspinating."

by Tiiim June 25, 2008

asspiring

adj referring to an attempt at something at which you failed completely

I was an asspiring writer once.

by DianeF November 13, 2007