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asspects 

Refers to the aesthetic features and overall appearance of someone's posterior. These details can vary widely depending on how a particular observer views various attributes in the context of attractiveness/desirability --- where one person may prefer a small firm tight bum as being more ideal for spanking and/or settling on one's lap, someone else might druther a bigger floppier pair of butt-cheeks which are more pleasurable/satisfying to squeeze and knead, especially if the massager himself possesses large hands that he enjoys having "filled".
I don't worry about asspects too much when I date a new lady... to me, if she's got a sweet placid face and a nice personality, I could really care less what her butt or tits look like.
asspects by QuacksO July 25, 2016
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Asspection 

To inspect the booty. This can be in many forms, such as with your eyes, hands, mouth, etc.
Good morning, you’re looking like a snack, I think it’s time for an asspection.
Asspection by RJ3000_ July 29, 2019
drew's friend: We've got high aspects
aspects by wrorty December 24, 2021

asspectations 

When you try to guess what a girl's ass looks like just from the outline of it in her pants.
Yo man, you see that girl in the yoga shorts?
Ya dude, I got some real asspectations.
asspectations by Buzz55kill April 19, 2017

Asspecks 

A nice ass; a strong ass; a huge ass; strong buns
Fred: yo nick that body builders got some nice asspecks
Asspecks by David tha murdarer November 1, 2010

aspects.fs

aspects.fs never misses, and is packing heat in them pants.
aspects.fs by sophia062104 May 29, 2021

Asspect Ratio 

The ratio of tits to ass on a woman, with the optimal ratio being 1/3 tits to 2/3 ass.
Brielle has a nice asspect ratio.