Shoke

When you read so much into a conspiracy theory that you not only get woke, but you're also shook.

Dude, I've spent the last four days researching why the moon landing was faked and let me tell you, I'm shoke.

by Buzz55kill April 19, 2017

asspectations

When you try to guess what a girl's ass looks like just from the outline of it in her pants.

Yo man, you see that girl in the yoga shorts?
Ya dude, I got some real asspectations.

by Buzz55kill April 19, 2017