Refers to the aesthetic features and overall appearance of someone's posterior. These details can vary widely depending on how a particular observer views various attributes in the context of attractiveness/desirability --- where one person may prefer a small firm tight bum as being more ideal for spanking and/or settling on one's lap, someone else might druther a bigger floppier pair of butt-cheeks which are more pleasurable/satisfying to squeeze and knead, especially if the massager himself possesses large hands that he enjoys having "filled".
I don't worry about asspects too much when I date a new lady... to me, if she's got a sweet placid face and a nice personality, I could really care less what her butt or tits look like.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.