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assoshit 

Euphemism for employee in corporate America, properly spelled associate. Associates prefer to spell and pronounce the term as assoshit as the term is just stupid and really impersonal.
The CEO of our company insists on having a quarterly assoshit meeting despite the fact we all find them boring, silly and a total waste of time.
assoshit by Piper1boy September 19, 2012
Words you can keep
the only word with three s's in succession; a redundancy used to signify feces.
I just got back from the bathroom and a whole mess of assshit fell out.

Assshithole 

a person who exceeds the requirements for asshole.
Person 1:Dude that guys a huge asshole.
Person 2: Nah, he's more than that. He's an assshithole.

Assshithole 

A person who exceeds the maximum requirements for being an asshole.

Only word that has three consecutive S's.
Person 1: That guy's a huge asshole!
Person 2: No, assholes aren't that bad, he's an assshithole

AssShitter 

An AssShitter is someone who shits out of their ass
Oh man that Colin is such an AssShitter, I heard him shit out of his ass yesterday!
AssShitter by JingleBellCock May 23, 2020
A person whose stupidity is so awful that it will disgust you. Just as if you smell a piece of shit.
Woman 1: I heard Carl had to go to jail 30 times to realize he was wrong for doing the same crime.
Woman 2: what?!? Carl is an assshit.
assshit by Edefiner February 10, 2015

assshitfuckerbitchdriveruseyourblinker 

Someone who has no fucking idea how to drive a damn car
This assshitfuckerbitchdriveruseyourblinker needs to learn how to drive!
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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