absoshitly

When one is so sure of something, they shit themselves. Or when one enjoys the occasional curse word with the normal English language.

"Absoshitly I do." ~Lindsay W and Rebecca B

by Beckh February 25, 2017

absofitly

Being absofitly is to be totaly fit in all ways. One must become nutritionally fit, physically fit and mentally fit.

Damn I'm feeling Absofitly today.

by funnygp September 27, 2023

absoslutly

When your fellow islanders want to gift you a copy of the new Call of Duty and you are all like 'ABSOSLUTLY NOT?'

'Hey, we're gonna all pitch in together and get you the new COD so you can play with us!'
'Uhhhhh... 'ABSOSLUTLY NOT?'

by MattoMatto January 3, 2025