absoshitly

When one is so sure of something, they shit themselves. Or when one enjoys the occasional curse word with the normal English language.

"Absoshitly I do." ~Lindsay W and Rebecca B

absoshitly by Beckh February 25, 2017

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absofitly

Being absofitly is to be totaly fit in all ways. One must become nutritionally fit, physically fit and mentally fit.

Damn I'm feeling Absofitly today.

absofitly by funnygp September 27, 2023

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absoslutly

When your fellow islanders want to gift you a copy of the new Call of Duty and you are all like 'ABSOSLUTLY NOT?'

'Hey, we're gonna all pitch in together and get you the new COD so you can play with us!'
'Uhhhhh... 'ABSOSLUTLY NOT?'

absoslutly by MattoMatto January 3, 2025

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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