ass-mite

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An annoying person, someone who follows you around, can be loud and arrogant or just plain ol' ignorant, can also be someone who kisses your ass constantly.

Lilly: Did you hear what that guy said to me?

Tina: Yeah, he's an ass-mite.

ass-mite by Courtney Fucking Jackson May 22, 2006

Words you can keep

mites are on a chicken's ass.

Said when one can't make up their mind.
Heard it said by an oldster in Texas.

Man A. "I might go do that.
Man B. "Might!? Mites are on a chicken's ass.

mites are on a chicken's ass. by Toker13 June 3, 2021

Related Words

assmite • mites are on a chicken's ass. • ass • ass pirate • ass crack • ass rape • ass butt • ass blaster • ass water • ass cakes

assmite

Someone who loves to eat ass

Damn I was chowin down on this girls ass last night I'm a natural Assmite.

ass is to assmite
as
wood is to termite

assmite by Tony Sanchez October 3, 2005

assmite

dumb ass

assmite by Anonymous April 17, 2003

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026