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An annoying person, someone who follows you around, can be loud and arrogant or just plain ol' ignorant, can also be someone who kisses your ass constantly.
Lilly: Did you hear what that guy said to me?

Tina: Yeah, he's an ass-mite.
by Courtney Fucking Jackson May 14, 2006
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Damn I was chowin down on this girls ass last night I'm a natural Assmite.

ass is to assmite
as
wood is to termite
by Tony Sanchez September 21, 2005
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