ass-mite 

An annoying person, someone who follows you around, can be loud and arrogant or just plain ol' ignorant, can also be someone who kisses your ass constantly.

Lilly: Did you hear what that guy said to me?

Tina: Yeah, he's an ass-mite.

ass-mite by Courtney Fucking Jackson May 22, 2006

mites are on a chicken's ass. 

Said when one can't make up their mind.
Heard it said by an oldster in Texas.

Man A. "I might go do that.
Man B. "Might!? Mites are on a chicken's ass.

mites are on a chicken's ass. by Toker13 June 3, 2021

assmite 

Someone who loves to eat ass

Damn I was chowin down on this girls ass last night I'm a natural Assmite.

ass is to assmite
as
wood is to termite

assmite by Tony Sanchez October 3, 2005

assmite 

dumb ass

assmite by Anonymous April 17, 2003