assmire
(v) To loiter in a public area for the sole purpose of carefully scrutinizing, discussing, appraising, and sexually fantasizing about attractive persons that happen to pass by.
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assfire
The rather unpleasant effect that happens when some particularly spicy food burns on the way out, as well as the way in.
assfire by sparkletwist August 28, 2006
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Assfire by Ardvark123 January 9, 2015
assminer
assminer
Derogitory term for a homosexual. Alternatively, anyone who partakes in activities involving inserting objects into the rectum.
Aasmired
It means to screw up so bad in something due to going full retarted. It originated from the greek theft named "aasmir" who got caught during a robbery due to going full retarted.
"Oh No! I just called my friend saying "hey son of a b*tch" but his mom picked up the phone. I Done aasmired so bad
Aasmired by Fakerealfriend101 May 15, 2017
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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