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Assmancer 

Used to describe someone who is extremely good at Anal sex be it receiving or giving or both, sometimes better than oral sex or vaginal sex
girl 1 : "you were right he left my ass sore and my pussy sopping, never thought anal could feel that good"
girl 2 : "Told you he was a assmancer, whenever we do it he leaves me soaking the bed"

"dat was S-class ass, damn she a true assmancer, had me busting under minute"
Assmancer by Omnimorph January 30, 2019
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assmuncher 

(1) A person who considers another person's rectum a delicacy. (2) Those who exhibit traits characteristic to "a person who considers another person's rectum a delicacy."
That fucking, assmuncher just ran a red light and cut me off.
assmuncher by El Diablo February 17, 2004

assmankey 

See assmonkey
Derived from the Poke'mon Mankey, who indeed looks like a monkey who was jammed up someones ass.
That dude is a total assmankey
assmankey by Glocked April 17, 2005

assmaker 

one who makes an ass out of themselves. -n.h
you are being such an assmaker
assmaker by mattalianna April 8, 2017

asslantern 

One who believes that the light of the world is in their ass.
DDR has gone to Casey's head. He's such an asslantern!
asslantern by Sephiroth April 9, 2003

assmonger 

One who sells donkeys on the street.
A lowly assmonger cannot make enough money to support a family.
assmonger by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

assmuncher 

1) One who munches ass.

2) An incompetent person.
James just bit my ass, i think it left a mark.

What an assmuncher!
assmuncher by nonassmuncher November 24, 2009
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