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assbeater420

Assbeater420 was more than a friend. A partner. A gamer. A chad. Every night I go to bed crying thinking off this horrible loss. Please bring him back. God have mercy on your soul for Allah is regretting your existence. #Justice4AssBeater420 #BlackLivesMatter
bro1:assbeater420 truly was a legend
bro2: yea he was im sad he is gone now
bro1: :sadcowboy:
bro2: did you just say colon sad cowboy colon ?
bro1:wipes forehead

bro2: dont wipe my forhead
assbeater420 by sniperfoxeh August 11, 2020
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a bead you shove up your ass for sexual pleasure
Oh man, give me that assbead up my butt
Assbead by kelasss February 9, 2010

Assbandit 

A guy who prefers another guy's hairy anus over a girl's vagina.
Assbandit by a friend. July 1, 2003

nigerian assbang 

A person that hangs out in front of your local gas station selling pictures of lesbian camletoes for three dollars and fifty cents so he can put his kid through school you got me
Person 1 Look at the nigerian assbang person 2 don't buy any pictures from him

AssBeard 

Very long Ass hair
You Mom has a assbeard
AssBeard by Gabe Adams August 21, 2003
A terd so big and mean it rips your ass on the way out then growls back at you from the toilet water.
My anus was just ruined by an assbear.
Assbear by Ross and Chiu May 14, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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