assbean 

the result of too much anal sex, skittle sized cum covered peices of poo

assbean by Anonymous July 20, 2003

assbeater420

Assbeater420 was more than a friend. A partner. A gamer. A chad. Every night I go to bed crying thinking off this horrible loss. Please bring him back. God have mercy on your soul for Allah is regretting your existence. #Justice4AssBeater420 #BlackLivesMatter

bro1:assbeater420 truly was a legend
bro2: yea he was im sad he is gone now
bro1: :sadcowboy:
bro2: did you just say colon sad cowboy colon ?
bro1:wipes forehead

bro2: dont wipe my forhead

assbeater420 by sniperfoxeh August 11, 2020

Assbead 

a bead you shove up your ass for sexual pleasure

Oh man, give me that assbead up my butt

Assbead by kelasss February 9, 2010

Assbandit 

A guy who prefers another guy's hairy anus over a girl's vagina.

Elton John.

Assbandit by a friend. July 1, 2003

nigerian assbang 

A person that hangs out in front of your local gas station selling pictures of lesbian camletoes for three dollars and fifty cents so he can put his kid through school you got me

Person 1 Look at the nigerian assbang person 2 don't buy any pictures from him

nigerian assbang by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017

AssBeard 

Very long Ass hair

You Mom has a assbeard

AssBeard by Gabe Adams August 21, 2003

Assbear 

A terd so big and mean it rips your ass on the way out then growls back at you from the toilet water.

My anus was just ruined by an assbear.

Assbear by Ross and Chiu May 14, 2005