asskid

a kid who was born of the power of ass a person who was naturally born with the name assim
he also built like an orange.
he magnetically collects ass from male to female.

wow hes an asskid

asskid by Asskid September 3, 2023

Askident 

A question unwisely asked.

“Did you actually ask Renada how far along she was?”

“I did.”

“She’s not pregnant, you know.”

“I know that... now.”

“What were you thinking?”

“I wasn't. It was an askident.”

Askident by PJMac August 10, 2012

ASSKITTY 

ASSKITTY is an internet acronym for (A)lways (S)tay (S)weet, (K)eep (I)n (T)ouch, (T)alk to (Y)ou.

Beth: Alright, I have to get back to my lawyerly duties.
Matt: ASSKITTY
Beth: Thanks, Matt...ASSKITTY!

ASSKITTY by BushwickBKM November 12, 2009

assrida 

someone whom's cock is worthy of the ass.

op: "what assrida he is"
friend a: "yes bbg"

assrida by PseudoKakers August 31, 2022

asskite

Toilet paper that accidentally sticks to someone’s butt instead of flushing down the toilet. It hangs out of the back of an unknowing person’s pants, leaving a brown tattered kite blowing in the wind.

Look at that assclown flying a 6 foot long asskite

asskite by wicked clown March 18, 2004

wack ass kid 

a wack ass kid is someone whom is born wack

my boyfriend Ralphie is a wack ass kid!

wack ass kid by rellz November 28, 2015

Asskissitis 

Contagious disease that is caused by employees seeing others getting promoted by kissing the bosses ass and they follow suit. Symptoms include brown nose and lips with blindness to the bosses ineptitude.

Have you seen how brown Sheila's lips are lately, looks like she has a bad case of asskissitis.

Asskissitis by keifermail June 29, 2009