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A person that will say "yes" or "no" at the correct time, to gain favor from his or her boss, or political affiliate.
Dave is such an f'en asskiss.
or
Did you see how Dave asskissed him up one side and down the other?
asskiss by TAP October 22, 2004
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Cadbury Egg Ass Kiss

The Cadbury Egg comes out Easter time, it is a chocolate egg filled with a creamey gooey center. Hence giving someone a Cadbury Egg Ass Kiss is the act of fucking someone, filling their ass with cum then planting a big kiss on their asshole afterward. Anyone can perform this on anyone and you don't have to wait for easter.
The Easter Bunny gave Mother Nature a Cadbury Egg Ass Kiss, LOL
Cadbury Egg Ass Kiss by jpg3 September 14, 2010

Asskissitis 

Contagious disease that is caused by employees seeing others getting promoted by kissing the bosses ass and they follow suit. Symptoms include brown nose and lips with blindness to the bosses ineptitude.
Have you seen how brown Sheila's lips are lately, looks like she has a bad case of asskissitis.
Asskissitis by keifermail June 29, 2009

assissippi 

(noun)A form of swamp ass when back sweat is visibly soaking ones shirt and can be seen running down ones back and into the ass crack. Resembling the Mississippi River delta basin after a strong rain storm.
Damn it's hot out here, the tide must be rising or I have some serious assissippi going on here.
assissippi by horses May 8, 2006

ass kiss rodeo

Having to kiss someone's ass so much that it becomes a show in itself. This was a bit on the Adam Carolla KLSX radio show.
Everyone disagreed, but to keep their jobs they all played ass kiss rodeo to make him happy until he left the meeting.
ass kiss rodeo by NCdubmixer July 22, 2009

sweaty-ass-kiss 

The moist stamp of a bare female backside.
Ellen quickly toweled off and still naked, picked up the phone and dialed Rosie, not realizing that when she sat on the coffee table she inadvertently deposited a sweaty-ass-kiss precisely where Melissa would be enjoying her coffee in a few short hours.
sweaty-ass-kiss by ohthree11 March 26, 2010

asskissery 

the practice of seeking to gain favor by flattering, praising and/or brown nosing those in leadership positions i.e. employer, coach, administrator, supervisor, etc.

She didn't even notice me until I was promoted, now her constant compliments are nothing more than asskissery of the highest order.
asskissery by infinityx December 30, 2008
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