Asskissitis

Contagious disease that is caused by employees seeing others getting promoted by kissing the bosses ass and they follow suit. Symptoms include brown nose and lips with blindness to the bosses ineptitude.

Have you seen how brown Sheila's lips are lately, looks like she has a bad case of asskissitis.

by keifermail June 29, 2009

asskiss

A person that will say "yes" or "no" at the correct time, to gain favor from his or her boss, or political affiliate.

Dave is such an f'en asskiss.
or
Did you see how Dave asskissed him up one side and down the other?

by TAP October 22, 2004

asskisser

Jeff Kreinbrook

I can't stand people who Jeff Kreinbrook their way to the top

by skinser September 24, 2003

asskisser

A person who kisses peoples asses

the bitch kissed my ass

by fuck off May 24, 2003

trump asskisser

A die hard Republican that will support Donald Trump regardless of what he says or does even if it involves sexual assault or other serious allegations. Undying loyalty to Donald Trump and his madness.

Person 1: That guy really likes Donald Trump.
Person 2: Oh, he must be another Trump asskisser.

by JOBLO41 May 20, 2018

Jewy Asskisser

A person seeking some sort of advancement from a Jewish individual by spreading his/her butt-cheeks and kissing their ass-hole leaving a brown residue on their nose. (Usually asking for money because of the assumption that Jewish people have a lot of it).

Guy 1: What does Fellman think he's going to get from being such a Jewy Asskisser?
Guy 2: I dunno. Ask Ryan his nose is already brown.

by ImaBadFish January 6, 2008