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Ralphie;
When a grown Man has the sense of security in his manhood and masculinity to call himself Ralphie. This is more than likely a man not to fuck with. As these men have lots of ducktape and big trunks.
" Holly shit I didn't pay my debt now how the fuck do I get my hands free and get out of Ralphie's trunk"
by Joseph Allalala February 05, 2010
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In the movie "A Christmas Story", 10 year old Ralphie cannot wait for the arrival of Christmas so he can get "an official Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time." The Nutmeg Lawyer Legal Blawg coined this phrase to describe a someone who is impatient for a result.
I usually tell Ralphies that if we rush their case, it will not bode well for them. They might shoot their eyes out.
by Law Baron July 27, 2009
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ralphies are the best,there usally tall,tan skin, super hot. ralphies are sweet and out going they can make u smile easy (: they dont like to be sad or never have a smile (: if u get one keep him hes the best and hopefully mine soon (: <3 ralphies also like to have sex! alot XD dont cheat and will always be faitful.
"whos that guy hes awsome!?"

"thats ralphie"
by yourmothersmother1234 November 21, 2011
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Having your girlfriend or wife fuck you in the ass with a dildo while telling you to "take it bitch.". A la Ralphie in the Sopranos.
Alice like to Ralphie her boyfriend when he asked for it.
by TAC April 28, 2003
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Doing all sorts of shots at your Stock the Bar party and then leaving getting out of your truck and falling down and not being able to get up. Then throwing up on yourself and passing out on your buddy's floor til your fiance comes home and she also gets sick and falls in a shower.
I got hammered and Ralphied.
by Matt April 30, 2004
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