Ralphie;
When a grown Man has the sense of security in his manhood and masculinity to call himself Ralphie. This is more than likely a man not to fuck with. As these men have lots of ducktape and big trunks.
" Holly shit I didn't pay my debt now how the fuck do I get my hands free and get out of Ralphie's trunk"
by Joseph Allalala February 5, 2010
In the movie "A Christmas Story", 10 year old Ralphie cannot wait for the arrival of Christmas so he can get "an official Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time." The Nutmeg Lawyer Legal Blawg coined this phrase to describe a someone who is impatient for a result.
I usually tell Ralphies that if we rush their case, it will not bode well for them. They might shoot their eyes out.
by Law Baron July 27, 2009
a strong shy person who gets all the girls and loves hanging with his mates
girl: oh look over there

girl 2: he is such a ralphie
by camthewordmaker200 December 10, 2019
Blonde haire blue eyed BB gun craving ass-clown from movie A Christmas Story
by SmackHead April 28, 2003
Having your girlfriend or wife fuck you in the ass with a dildo while telling you to "take it bitch.". A la Ralphie in the Sopranos.
Alice like to Ralphie her boyfriend when he asked for it.
by TAC April 28, 2003
A term commonly used in the Caribbean for a (cocka)roach.
"Girl, yuh does keep de place so nasty. All dese Ralphies dem..."
by redgyul September 22, 2004
see "jangler". intent on maintaining bevy of at least 3 beautiful babies who he "really connects with and isn't in love with", and who are on no account to be slutted by others with bigger t-shirts than his tuna-reared self.
by rayffee October 4, 2003