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The food you eat that effectively causes your ass to burn when taking a dump.
Foods that cause this are normally, but not limited to:
Buffalo Wings
Mexican Food,
Indian Food
These buffalo wings are Assid, but I love em anyway.
by Mad Hatter Lee November 09, 2006
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A trick played on a fellow athlete where the open hand smacks the target's testicles with the knuckles in a sharp, wrist flicking motion.
"Dude, I sack tapped Brandon, and now he has the whole team trying to sack tap me"
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When one can be positively identified from the backside.
Ted, who is extremely talented, has the ability to Ass ID nearly all female employees in his company’s employ.
by Chili2 January 22, 2018
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A dumb stupid bitch who is always depressed and lonely.
omg,she is such a assid.she probably does it for attention.
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Diarrhea that burns so badly that it feels as though you've shat out a chemistry experiment.
I found out about my gastroenteritis through the trial-by-fire that is assid.
by AgentColdShadow August 26, 2018
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Taking LSD by inserting a tab into your anus.
“Bro, they boys and I are doing Ass-Id this weekend”
“Yeah but up your fucking asshole!”
by Joemama Hughjanus January 24, 2020
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