Assid

The food you eat that effectively causes your ass to burn when taking a dump.
Foods that cause this are normally, but not limited to:
Buffalo Wings
Curry,
Mexican Food,
Indian Food

These buffalo wings are Assid, but I love em anyway.

by Mad Hatter Lee November 9, 2006

Assid

Ass Acid

I like to spew assid at my friends

by Mozzi August 20, 2013

Assid

A really cool and pretty (TikTok) girl whom is very popular

have you seen that new Assid girl she is so cool

by lilllyk May 18, 2021

Assid

A dumb stupid bitch who is always depressed and lonely.

omg,she is such a assid.she probably does it for attention.

by Randomname6 June 6, 2020

Assid

Diarrhea that burns so badly that it feels as though you've shat out a chemistry experiment.

I found out about my gastroenteritis through the trial-by-fire that is assid.

by AgentColdShadow August 26, 2018

Assid

A stupid combination of the word “associate” and acronym “ID” to designate an employee’s ID in a database table. It’s not even a primary key cause the company sucked so much at database design.

Old employee of crap company: “hey John what’s your assid?”

New employee of crap company: “???”

Old employee: “Your ASS ID”

New employee: “My booty belongs to me! You can’t have it! I quit!”

by anonymous June 20, 2022

Assid Reflux

Assid reflux: A common condition and an abnormal one in which acid in the asshole rises up into the stomach. This occurs because the valve separating the contents of the asshole from the stomach does not function properly. See also: Athletes crack.

No man. You must be suffering from Assid Reflux.

by ManAss July 3, 2011