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The food you eat that effectively causes your ass to burn when taking a dump.
Foods that cause this are normally, but not limited to:
Buffalo Wings
Mexican Food,
Indian Food
These buffalo wings are Assid, but I love em anyway.
by Mad Hatter Lee November 09, 2006
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When one can be positively identified from the backside.
Ted, who is extremely talented, has the ability to Ass ID nearly all female employees in his company’s employ.
by Chili2 January 22, 2018
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Diarrhea that burns so badly that it feels as though you've shat out a chemistry experiment.
I found out about my gastroenteritis through the trial-by-fire that is assid.
by AgentColdShadow August 26, 2018
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