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The food you eat that effectively causes your ass to burn when taking a dump.
Foods that cause this are normally, but not limited to:
Buffalo Wings
Mexican Food,
Indian Food
These buffalo wings are Assid, but I love em anyway.
by Mad Hatter Lee November 09, 2006
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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When one can be positively identified from the backside.
Ted, who is extremely talented, has the ability to Ass ID nearly all female employees in his company’s employ.
by Chili2 January 22, 2018
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A dumb stupid bitch who is always depressed and lonely.
omg,she is such a assid.she probably does it for attention.
by Randomname6 June 06, 2020
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Diarrhea that burns so badly that it feels as though you've shat out a chemistry experiment.
I found out about my gastroenteritis through the trial-by-fire that is assid.
by AgentColdShadow August 26, 2018
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Taking LSD by inserting a tab into your anus.
“Bro, they boys and I are doing Ass-Id this weekend”
“Yeah but up your fucking asshole!”
by Joemama Hughjanus January 24, 2020
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