assjaw 

What you get after eating ass for hours

Last night I was eating sarahs ass for hours and I woke up with assjaw

assjaw by mastermind20 October 19, 2014

Assjacked 

Getting assjacked is all about being screwed over or taken advantage of. You either get jacked, or you've jacked someone else!

Promised a promotion at work, instead I got assjacked and they gave it to someone else!

Every time I fuel up, I'm being assjacked at the pump!

Assjacked by donkeyrules October 3, 2014

asshawk 

a corse fan of hairs that protrude from one's ass crack and become apparent after one shaves their genitals.

would you like to rub my asshawk for good luck?

asshawk by l'charles March 17, 2005

AssJack 

Inversion of jack ass. When calling someone a jackass is not enough you can refer to them as an assjack

That guy is worse than a jack ass he's a real assjack

AssJack by Libraryguy March 4, 2010

AssJack 

An object, for example a small firm pillow, placed under a womens ass to elevate her vagina to the best angle for sex.

"Hey honey, lets use the assjack tonight. I want to be sure i hit your G-Spot."

AssJack by rilecat November 17, 2016

Assjam 

In the game Dark Age of Camelot, the act of interrupting 2 groups of fighting people and killing them all.

We got assjammed at beno docks.

Assjam by DAoC May 13, 2005

Assjammer 

An Assjammer is a person who loves jammin that thing up those honeybuns a little too much. People will mostly associate assjammers with gay people or pedophiles.

"I wouldn't trust that guy over there, he's an assjammer!" said the bartender.

Assjammer by Rod_Jewls_and_Car July 1, 2009