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Assholism 

(N).saying shit to someone without thinking of how they will be effected by it
Saying happy Mother's Day to a shop teacher and forgetting that his mom died a month ago. You Have assholism
Assholism by Dogs odors May 12, 2016

assholing 

1. To be overbearing, to force your opinion others.
2. To be an asshole, everywhere.
3. to be rude, annoying and obnoxious.
He was assholing is way into our conversation, when we did not want him there or care about this asshole's opinion.
assholing by Anon-in-Il-agin March 23, 2008

assholishness 

ass hole behavior: i.e. unwelcomed grab ass, skipping out on the tab, etc.
Even though he was an amazing physical specimen, his assholishness kept me from going home with him.
assholishness by Dpostrophe October 5, 2003

Assholian 

used to describe a person who is known to be the common asshole. 2. a person from the land of asses.
you are such an assholian!
Assholian by J.Wood January 3, 2008

Assholism 

When you're an asshole but it's not your fault you were just born that way
"You're an asshole"

"I know I have assholism"
Assholism by Weatherholt June 4, 2016

Assholism 

The continual state or condition of being a total ass hole!
I can not deal with Frank because of his continual assholism! He's close minded, demeaning and mean all the time!
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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