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assholio
1. a term quoted by "the great cornholio". Word was introduced when said individual was in search of T.P. for his bunghole. 2. A person who pulls his shirt over his head with only his face showing to get a laugh from his lame-ass friends. All the while acting like an idiot, speaking in a stupid-ass voice, looking like a complete retard.
1a."Toss me some shit-tickets so I can wipe my assholio".
1b. your girlfriend moaned eroticly when i stuck my tongue in her assholio.
2. "Dude, your boy Jason can't smoke anymore of my weed, that fukker is an assholio. Tell him to leave, but the chicks he brought over can stay".
1b. your girlfriend moaned eroticly when i stuck my tongue in her assholio.
2. "Dude, your boy Jason can't smoke anymore of my weed, that fukker is an assholio. Tell him to leave, but the chicks he brought over can stay".
assholio by pink pounder November 15, 2007
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Assholio
Someone who sees a friends new snowboard bindings and says to himself "Hey, I like those, I'm going to buy them for myself." Then precedes to copy his friend and purchase said snowboard bindings.
Assholio by Il Padrino of Awesomeness December 13, 2010
Assholism
Saying happy Mother's Day to a shop teacher and forgetting that his mom died a month ago. You Have assholism
Assholism by Dogs odors May 12, 2016
assholing
1. To be overbearing, to force your opinion others.
2. To be an asshole, everywhere.
3. to be rude, annoying and obnoxious.
2. To be an asshole, everywhere.
3. to be rude, annoying and obnoxious.
He was assholing is way into our conversation, when we did not want him there or care about this asshole's opinion.
assholing by Anon-in-Il-agin March 23, 2008
assholishness
Even though he was an amazing physical specimen, his assholishness kept me from going home with him.
assholishness by Dpostrophe October 5, 2003
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