assholio

the incurable disease of being an asshole (asshole + polio)

when a person is being a complete ass and doesn't know it, they must have this disease
"Damn, what an assholio!"

by JT Shiner December 17, 2005

assholio

1. a term quoted by "the great cornholio". Word was introduced when said individual was in search of T.P. for his bunghole. 2. A person who pulls his shirt over his head with only his face showing to get a laugh from his lame-ass friends. All the while acting like an idiot, speaking in a stupid-ass voice, looking like a complete retard.

1a."Toss me some shit-tickets so I can wipe my assholio".
1b. your girlfriend moaned eroticly when i stuck my tongue in her assholio.
2. "Dude, your boy Jason can't smoke anymore of my weed, that fukker is an assholio. Tell him to leave, but the chicks he brought over can stay".

by pink pounder November 15, 2007

assholio

just a longer version of ass hole.

he's and assholio

by christian sartiaguin March 24, 2004

Assholio

Someone who sees a friends new snowboard bindings and says to himself "Hey, I like those, I'm going to buy them for myself." Then precedes to copy his friend and purchase said snowboard bindings.

Assholio! You better make sure everyone knows those are my bindings!

by Il Padrino of Awesomeness December 13, 2010

Assholism

(N).saying shit to someone without thinking of how they will be effected by it

Saying happy Mother's Day to a shop teacher and forgetting that his mom died a month ago. You Have assholism

by Dogs odors May 12, 2016

assholing

1. To be overbearing, to force your opinion others.
2. To be an asshole, everywhere.
3. to be rude, annoying and obnoxious.

He was assholing is way into our conversation, when we did not want him there or care about this asshole's opinion.

by Anon-in-Il-agin March 23, 2008

assholishness

ass hole behavior: i.e. unwelcomed grab ass, skipping out on the tab, etc.

Even though he was an amazing physical specimen, his assholishness kept me from going home with him.

by Dpostrophe October 5, 2003