Urban Dictionary: Assholism

Top definition

(N).saying shit to someone without thinking of how they will be effected by it

Saying happy Mother's Day to a shop teacher and forgetting that his mom died a month ago. You Have assholism

by Dogs odors May 09, 2016

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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017

"You're an asshole"

"I know I have assholism"

by Weatherholt April 19, 2016

A condition in which an individual is a chronic asshole and feels that he/she cannot stop.

Man, today I yelled at my mom, my girlfriend, the busdriver and the nice kid at work. I think I might suffer from assholism.

by mjboogie November 21, 2006

My boss has a PHD in assholism

by Gina Evans February 28, 2004

When a person is physically unable to stop being an asshole.

"My gosh he is so annoying. I think he suffers from a severe case of assholism"

by Hermies October 29, 2009

A following practiced by many around the world, which needs several years of training and a natural instinct of basic shittiness.

A:What's with that omar, man?
B:Oh, he's a strict assholist, he trains in assholism everyday.

by Rapius August 20, 2009