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Assholism 

When you're an asshole but it's not your fault you were just born that way
"You're an asshole"

"I know I have assholism"
Assholism by Weatherholt June 4, 2016

Assholism 

The continual state or condition of being a total ass hole!
I can not deal with Frank because of his continual assholism! He's close minded, demeaning and mean all the time!

assholism 

A condition in which an individual is a chronic asshole and feels that he/she cannot stop.
Man, today I yelled at my mom, my girlfriend, the busdriver and the nice kid at work. I think I might suffer from assholism.
assholism by mjboogie November 22, 2006

assholism 

My boss has a PHD in assholism
assholism by Gina Evans February 28, 2004

Assholism 

When a person is physically unable to stop being an asshole.
"My gosh he is so annoying. I think he suffers from a severe case of assholism"
Assholism by Hermies October 30, 2009

Assholism 

A following practiced by many around the world, which needs several years of training and a natural instinct of basic shittiness.
A:What's with that omar, man?
B:Oh, he's a strict assholist, he trains in assholism everyday.
Assholism by Rapius August 20, 2009
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