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asshaberdasher 

A true buttsnoipe who leads a number of surrounding individuals into total asshaberdashery.
{At a large house party}

Mike: See that asshaberdasher over there?
Linda: Yeah, he's goading the crowd into total and complete asshattery! What a fucking buttsnoipe!!!
asshaberdasher by Telephony November 27, 2011
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Asshatery 

The state or condition of being an asshat. Having the collective qualitites or characters of an asshat.
"His antics were a perfect example of asshatery"
Asshatery by Jeff G. September 17, 2004

assmaker 

one who makes an ass out of themselves. -n.h
you are being such an assmaker
assmaker by mattalianna April 8, 2017
When you plan to have anal sex for so long, that you pack a lunch.
"I can't wait to take an asshike with steve"
asshike by Ryan and Mick October 9, 2003

asshaberdashery 

being an asshat; asshattery
Thanks to my roommate's asshaberdashery I had to pay the whole rent by myself.
asshaberdashery by ntext.net August 23, 2006
A person who is by nature an asshole, who compounds their assholiness with posturing obnoxious ‘woke’ bullshit.
That Tony is such an asshoke since he joined that ECO protest group.
Asshoke by Ssgt Sparks 120V/AC October 19, 2019
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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