Asshoke

A person who is by nature an asshole, who compounds their assholiness with posturing obnoxious ‘woke’ bullshit.

That Tony is such an asshoke since he joined that ECO protest group.

by Ssgt Sparks 120V/AC October 19, 2019

Asshoke

A combination of the words ass and choke. This is a term to describe a situation where someone who is so stupid, you want to choke them by their asshole.

Lou: that guy Chris is an idiot.
Buzz: Totally. If he were here, I'd asshoke him.

by RiddyTX June 08, 2015

Asshoke

Inconsiderate, fuckboy, abusive, dumb, Male with inappropriate and unfair intentions to have a relationship with a female.

Wow John... you are a fucking inconsiderate asshoke!

Did you see that asshoke? Psh. What a fucking ass of a hoke he is...

by i_have_bds April 27, 2019

asshoke

when dumb girls that are mad try to insult you and fail to do so by being too dumb to type and make a typo. and then whoever their are insulting precedes to laugh at their failure making them more mad.

jr "get over it u worry too much ur gonna die before me and im older than u"

rina "dont tell me to get over it. ur an asshoke"

jr" haha im an asshoke lol"

rina "asshole*"

by jr15 October 20, 2009

asshoke

It's an asshoke from a small time, small thinking town that graduated from the local HS.

They are all asshokes, first class asshokes I made add.

by NotNoToDayLord June 15, 2023

Asshoke

Someone who is so mean, to a whole other level. Most likely people named Sophie

You’re such an asshoke for spilling tea on my car

by Slt4dnkn April 19, 2022