by smjgJsbjgsm September 11, 2018
Get the assenate mug.A description of a typical inhabitant of Accenture, a so-called "management consultancy".
A description of someone emotionally lobotomised and programmed to create large decks of Microsoft Powerpoint slides at random. They "communicate" with each other using random verbiage generators. Accenture bots do not eat, rather they go to expensive resteraunts and argue about who knows more about the menus. They then order, pay and leave without eating as a demonstration of "thinking outside the box about process"
Assenterbots simulate aspects of the human behaviour called "annual leave"; they may go on holiday on a yacht in Thailand, they will still attend 2 hour daily conference calls.
Once an assenterbot decides to leave the Collective, other members of the Collective will ignore it in corridors.
A description of someone emotionally lobotomised and programmed to create large decks of Microsoft Powerpoint slides at random. They "communicate" with each other using random verbiage generators. Accenture bots do not eat, rather they go to expensive resteraunts and argue about who knows more about the menus. They then order, pay and leave without eating as a demonstration of "thinking outside the box about process"
Assenterbots simulate aspects of the human behaviour called "annual leave"; they may go on holiday on a yacht in Thailand, they will still attend 2 hour daily conference calls.
Once an assenterbot decides to leave the Collective, other members of the Collective will ignore it in corridors.
Jim had to work with three assenterbots. They spent three months to prepare a 1000 slide presentation that took two days to show. By that time, Jim had already designed and implemented a new system - so he kicked their asses out the door!
by MrPi October 1, 2006
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by Biggiely August 10, 2018
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Get the Asseater mug.The act of Assassinating or being Assassinated in the Halo series. Unlike being Assassinated, this induces a feeling of being raped from behind by a 7 foot human tank with an aftertaste of Where-The-Fuck-Did-That-Come-From.
Player 1: "Ugh, you Assinated me! Thats so cheap you n00b. I'm calling Bungie!"
Player 2: "Yeah, yeah. Use your motion tracker and maybe you'll see it coming... Your still gonna get raped though. Just thought you'd like to know."
Player 2: "Yeah, yeah. Use your motion tracker and maybe you'll see it coming... Your still gonna get raped though. Just thought you'd like to know."
by ShadowmanZ92 October 11, 2008
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Mel: Because he will get assinated as soon as he steps into office...
Mel: Because he will get assinated as soon as he steps into office...
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