Assinate

The action of blowing a fart in some poor unsuspecting persons face. Usually by accident.

"I bent over to pick up my books and assinated the poor guy next to me."

"OMG! I just assinated your mom!"

by Mylogylo August 21, 2008

Assinate

To twerk on someone until death.

Alex: I'm voting for Trump, wanna know why?
Mel: Because he will get assinated as soon as he steps into office...

by parvnoide July 17, 2016

Assinate

When a person accidentally kills or murders another person by sitting on their face with their ass.

Paul and I are no longer together because during a kinky night of sexing, I accidentally Assinated him.

by Mr Howell December 21, 2014

Assinate

To assassinate someone through the butt, particularly through vile means.

"I assinated him good, for his butt has become unrecognizable."

by Zileaha July 17, 2015

Ass-assinate

To fuck someone in the ass so hard for so long that they literally die.

I fucked your Mom... balls deep in the ass... for 24 hours straight... until she died.

I ass-assinated her!

by asstastic August 22, 2012

assinator

a play designed for street football games, in which a person on offense moons the defensive line so they would look away, then proceeds to get open while everyone else is blinded

on third down almasi used the assinator play and ended up getting decked

by a.k.a. jay July 2, 2005

Assinite

the act of being an asshole, rude and or obnoxious.

Dude just cut me off in traffic! Assinite!

by Bamarama March 21, 2010