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The action of blowing a fart in some poor unsuspecting persons face. Usually by accident.
"I bent over to pick up my books and assinated the poor guy next to me."

"OMG! I just assinated your mom!"
by Mylogylo July 28, 2008
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When a person accidentally kills or murders another person by sitting on their face with their ass.
Paul and I are no longer together because during a kinky night of sexing, I accidentally Assinated him.
by Mr Howell December 21, 2014
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To assassinate someone through the butt, particularly through vile means.
"I assinated him good, for his butt has become unrecognizable."
by Zileaha July 17, 2015
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To twerk on someone until death.
Alex: I'm voting for Trump, wanna know why?
Mel: Because he will get assinated as soon as he steps into office...
by parvnoide July 17, 2016
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