42 definitions by Bert

Audrey H.

Roomie to the hottest person IN THE WORLD!
One who keeps room constantly messy AKA. Pigsty except when brownies are in the picture
Also known as Fatass
Plays lax agianst the wall 24/7
Constantly pops knuckles
Likes to rock out to Stacy's Mom with the Best roomie ever!
Is being stalked by a certain TP boy
Good times with Daigle in the bushes

A:Brownies? Donuts? Stacy's Mom? DUSTIN, Daigle?! IN THE BUSHES!?
MY DREAM COME TRUE!

by Bert April 12, 2005

bushed

A country "liberated" by the USA under the leadership of George W. Bush

Iraq was bushed.

by Bert April 27, 2003

doke

a cigarette, specifically a Marlboro

I'm about to step outside and get a doke.

by Bert March 26, 2005

pocrescophobia

The fear of gaining weight.

Having pocrescophobia increases your urge to do excersize.

by Bert July 25, 2005

capey

One who tries too hard; thinks he is funnier than he really is.

Boy what a Capey.

by Bert August 23, 2003

frilly

A frilly usually has stupid hair.
The god all of emo.

Frilly get your fucking hair cut!

by Bert March 29, 2004

rent a whore

refering to strippers or as they prefer, exotic entertainers or dancers. They are just women that you rent by the song at $20.00 a pop.

a dancer is just a "rent a whore"

by Bert April 10, 2005