Calif

A girl that always wants to be like "Lizard the Fizzard"
She will most likely like horses and neopets.

Oh my gosh, what a calif.

by Lizard the Fizzard December 7, 2004

Calif

An abbreviation for California

Aye bro I’m taking a trip to Calif today.

by Kiairy McCrac December 25, 2022

Calif

Calif an alternate term for drinking at noon. Most often on a Monday.

Alan won’t be at work on Monday he’s califing

by National Drinking Association December 10, 2023

Quiet Calf

Someone who is bad at Fifa.

He was Bayern and I beat him 5-1 with Celtic; he is such a Quiet Calf!

by cheesy454 July 25, 2021

calfrope

Something someone might make you say to give up.

Say calfrope and ill quit tickling you.

by Jinxie Dee Breece September 29, 2020

california fireman

when a married fireman has secret homosexual sex with another married fireman.

"I'm sorry, I'm just not interested."

"it's ok, I'm married too. everyone here is a California fireman."

by alwaysonduty August 28, 2013

calfreezy

A giraffe.

“Hey dude, have you seen Calfreezy he looks like a dog”
“Think you mean a giraffe mate”

by Ijustwanttodie March 1, 2020