assecution 

To conquer/destroy an ass in a sexual or violent way.

The pornographic film we stole from my dad's desk had an assecution scene.

assecution by Legionlovesllamas April 14, 2015

Disingenuous Assertions 

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions

Disingenuous Assertions by Bushyfro September 29, 2011

assceptional

Adj: two words combined: ass and exceptional meaning, an extraordinary ass.

Look at that assceptional ass in that group of females!

assceptional by Seven & a Half April 15, 2009

Asspection 

To inspect the booty. This can be in many forms, such as with your eyes, hands, mouth, etc.

Good morning, you’re looking like a snack, I think it’s time for an asspection.

Asspection by RJ3000_ July 29, 2019

Assception 

When something/someone has something stuck with a hole in their ass.

He put a CD in his ass and went to the ER. He became an ASSCEPTION.

Assception by Gene Walter September 30, 2011

Final Assolution 

The ultimate way to break up with someone who won't go away, farting in their face while receiving a rimjob.

I decided to end things with Emily. I gave her the Final Assolution while she was nose deep between my cheeks.

Final Assolution by HDog June 20, 2015

Asscation

The act of going on a trip of some sorts with the sole purpose of hooking up with a specific person at the destination.

Guy 1: Yo where's Griff tonight?
Guy 2: Connecticut I guess, he went to meet up with a broad from school.
Guy 1: Man, Griff loves going on Asscation.

Asscation by JSwizz December 10, 2011