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Assaction

the put your ass in someone's face.
John gave harry some assaction!
by Sanz April 10, 2005
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Afraction

When you are only attracted to women that are a size 10 upper body but a size 14 lower body

Or better still but much rarer 8 upper body and 14 or 16 lower body

Slim upper torso, small empty breasts, thick thighs, big round ass
She's 10 over 14, I have such an afraction for her
by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020
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Disingenuous Assertions

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters
I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
by Bushyfro September 29, 2011
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Assaccino

n. A hot frothy form of Diarrhea resembling cappuccino
After a long night of drinking and a 2am super beef, his colon exploded with Assaccino
by Techmasterflash May 29, 2007
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asstraction

the presence of someone, usually female, with an incredibly nice ass which renders one unable to concentrate on work, school or any other task. Though usually affecting men, it has been known to happen to women as well.
Bill: I just marked all those 32" televisions the wrong price. The boss almost fired me.
Jim: What happened?
Bill: I was paying too much attention to the booty on that new girl in the camera department.
Jim: Oh, I could stare at that all day.
Bill: I know, but it's such an asstraction.
by theinstigator December 13, 2013
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assacious

the form of being an ass
the form of being a jerk
the form of beingannoying
why must u be so assacious?
by alexis cp September 5, 2008
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Asspection

To inspect the booty. This can be in many forms, such as with your eyes, hands, mouth, etc.
Good morning, you’re looking like a snack, I think it’s time for an asspection.
by RJ3000_ July 29, 2019
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