assecrist
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asscist
Fervent, dedicated, passionate, ignorant, dangerous, mindless sheep asshole. The worst possible combination of asshole and fascist. Typically used when fascist is not strong enough to convey the blight and darkness this person casts upon the earth and everyone they come in contact with. Rhymes with fascist.
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asscrest
Asscresting is a facet of foreplay that involves snuggily placing the erect penis in the middle of the girls(or guys, asscresting is applicable to sexual orientations of all kinds) asscheeks and sliding or rotating in any desired direction. It is essentially grinding without pants on. Highly convenient and surprisingly pleasurable, asscresting is on the rise as an act of foreplay and i encourage anyone interested to experiment. Don't knock it till you try it. dicks.
"Yea she wasn't ready for sex so we just asscrested, it was chill."
"Dis bitch wuz on her purriod so ya boy was asscresting dem cheeks all night."
"Dis bitch wuz on her purriod so ya boy was asscresting dem cheeks all night."
asscrest by jewboy69696969 September 29, 2011
assercise
Exercise geared towards women with no ass, to increase the size, or one with an out-of-shape ass, to tighten it up.
arsecrisps
Arsecrisps. A Problem that usually occurs during those hot summer months. It involves sweat dripping between your arse cheeks and drying out, generally causing chaffing around the ring piece thus making you fell as though your arsehole has just eaten a packet of crisps,
arsecrisps by Buggermint Brady November 23, 2013