Fervent, dedicated, passionate, ignorant, dangerous, mindless sheep asshole. The worst possible combination of asshole and fascist. Typically used when fascist is not strong enough to convey the blight and darkness this person casts upon the earth and everyone they come in contact with. Rhymes with fascist.

<Insert any politician from any party here> is a total asscist.

asscist by cwicket October 2, 2005

Related Words

assecrist • Asscrust • arsecrisps • asscist • assercise • Arsecist • Assceritis • asscrest • assercastic • Asserism

asscrest

Asscresting is a facet of foreplay that involves snuggily placing the erect penis in the middle of the girls(or guys, asscresting is applicable to sexual orientations of all kinds) asscheeks and sliding or rotating in any desired direction. It is essentially grinding without pants on. Highly convenient and surprisingly pleasurable, asscresting is on the rise as an act of foreplay and i encourage anyone interested to experiment. Don't knock it till you try it. dicks.

"Yea she wasn't ready for sex so we just asscrested, it was chill."

"Dis bitch wuz on her purriod so ya boy was asscresting dem cheeks all night."

asscrest by jewboy69696969 September 29, 2011

assercise

Exercise geared towards women with no ass, to increase the size, or one with an out-of-shape ass, to tighten it up.

Her ass is drooping bigtime; she needs some assercise.

My ass is totally flat, but look at her! Could I get an ass like that if I did some assercise?

He is so bony. Dude could use some assercise.

assercise by BlueNinja November 19, 2007

Asscrust

Hardened pieces of poo clinging lovingly to mangled asshair.

Damn Jose! This asscrust really ruins my day!

Asscrust by Aaron November 5, 2002

arsecrisps

Arsecrisps. A Problem that usually occurs during those hot summer months. It involves sweat dripping between your arse cheeks and drying out, generally causing chaffing around the ring piece thus making you fell as though your arsehole has just eaten a packet of crisps,

My bum is so sore it feels like I've been eating a bag of arsecrisps.

arsecrisps by Buggermint Brady November 23, 2013

Asscist

Anyone who makes fun of people with flat or little booties be nice nigga .

"Bro SHE GOT a FLAT ass!"

"Dude your Asscist"

Asscist by UHmASSCIST December 21, 2020

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026