assecrist

the most extreme of any situation, good or bad; it's anything you want it to mean!

"He's being such an assecrist today!"

by adeioonse December 3, 2009

asscist

Fervent, dedicated, passionate, ignorant, dangerous, mindless sheep asshole. The worst possible combination of asshole and fascist. Typically used when fascist is not strong enough to convey the blight and darkness this person casts upon the earth and everyone they come in contact with. Rhymes with fascist.

<Insert any politician from any party here> is a total asscist.

by cwicket October 2, 2005

asscrest

Asscresting is a facet of foreplay that involves snuggily placing the erect penis in the middle of the girls(or guys, asscresting is applicable to sexual orientations of all kinds) asscheeks and sliding or rotating in any desired direction. It is essentially grinding without pants on. Highly convenient and surprisingly pleasurable, asscresting is on the rise as an act of foreplay and i encourage anyone interested to experiment. Don't knock it till you try it. dicks.

"Yea she wasn't ready for sex so we just asscrested, it was chill."

"Dis bitch wuz on her purriod so ya boy was asscresting dem cheeks all night."

by jewboy69696969 September 29, 2011

assercise

Exercise geared towards women with no ass, to increase the size, or one with an out-of-shape ass, to tighten it up.

Her ass is drooping bigtime; she needs some assercise.

My ass is totally flat, but look at her! Could I get an ass like that if I did some assercise?

He is so bony. Dude could use some assercise.

by BlueNinja November 19, 2007

Asscrust

Hardened pieces of poo clinging lovingly to mangled asshair.

Damn Jose! This asscrust really ruins my day!

by Aaron November 5, 2002

arsecrisps

Arsecrisps. A Problem that usually occurs during those hot summer months. It involves sweat dripping between your arse cheeks and drying out, generally causing chaffing around the ring piece thus making you fell as though your arsehole has just eaten a packet of crisps,

My bum is so sore it feels like I've been eating a bag of arsecrisps.

by Buggermint Brady November 23, 2013

Asscist

Anyone who makes fun of people with flat or little booties be nice nigga .

"Bro SHE GOT a FLAT ass!"

"Dude your Asscist"

by UHmASSCIST December 21, 2020