Exercise

The verb fat people believe is a myth or fear.

Healthy Guy:Hey fatass, go exercise and drop that bucket of chicken!

Fat Guy:U mite aswel stab me trew da belly.

Healthy Guy:Nah, then all the lard will come out.

by PTRS Noob January 15, 2010

Exercise

A dark art (that is unfortuently necessary) performed by either:
1. Normal people who wish to lose weight, god help them.
2. Obnoxious, condescending, moronic, unfunny twats who pick on overweight people because they want to depress them even further. They're also known as oxygen wasters.

Overweight Person: I feel like I need to lose weight, pronto.
Oxygen Waster: lol lardy stumak
Overweight Person: That didn't make any sense.
Oxygen Waster: lol ur fat
Overweight Person: That's why I came to do exercise - Jesus Christ were you fucking dropped on your head as a daily procedure?
Oxygen Waster: lol i have the iq of a potato salad

by Balter Black May 28, 2015

Exercise

Actions involving effort that most people reading this would not do.

WHAT!???? CYCLING? BUT THAT'S EXERCISE!!

by Armoured_Potato February 21, 2013

Exercise

Something yo fatass should be doing right now.

Fit Friend: Dude you really need some exercise, you have been in the house for days playing god of war
Fatass: Nah m8, I might die out there fam.

by XChristinaXx June 27, 2017

Exercise

Nonexistent

Exercise is nonexistent in my life

by Heyyy_sherrie April 17, 2019

Exercise

A activity only performed by the exceptional, though if done by weak person they will without a doubt die, and if done by an average person they will either give up (the smart option) or fail miserably so in other words don’t do it

That guy is amazing he just exercised without failing miserably

by Person online May 15, 2019

exercise

something you don't do because you spend too much time on the internet.

dude 1: hey, maybe we should go like exercise or something.

dude 2: fuck that, i'm having a dandy enough time right here on the internets.

dude 1: word

by Saack August 09, 2008