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assercise 

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Exercise geared towards women with no ass, to increase the size, or one with an out-of-shape ass, to tighten it up.
Her ass is drooping bigtime; she needs some assercise.

My ass is totally flat, but look at her! Could I get an ass like that if I did some assercise?

He is so bony. Dude could use some assercise.
assercise by BlueNinja November 19, 2007
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assercise 

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A form of exercise especially geared towards women with big butts.
Geez, her butt is huge. She can really use some assercise.
assercise by blueguitar69 August 18, 2007

Assertiveness 

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Clare's assertiveness stirred up his deep-seated sence of inadequacy
Assertiveness by McRule June 9, 2004

assarcisstic 

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One who loves his/her own arse
Federico is so assarcisstic, cant stop showing off that man arse!
assarcisstic by Sam Stout December 30, 2015

assertive 

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If you are assertive,you speak and behave in a confident way and direct way, so that people pay attention to you
The man's speech was said in a assertive way
assertive by Definitivex August 15, 2009

assecrist 

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the most extreme of any situation, good or bad; it's anything you want it to mean!
"He's being such an assecrist today!"
assecrist by adeioonse December 3, 2009

Assertive 

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A trait that people have when they can stand up for themselves without being rude.
"I think he is rude."

"No, he is assertive."
Assertive by Summerselection July 29, 2015
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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