Arsecist

One who enjoys being soulless, with a black heart. Essentially one who loves being an asshole throughout life.

He's such an arsecist.

Arsecist by nasm May 24, 2015

arsenist 

A person who defecates in a public place. Will usually come back to the scene of the crime to watch reactions.

"Joe, a well-known arsenist, shat on a couch in a Starbucks to the delight of his friends."

arsenist by GerryTodd January 20, 2014

arsenist 

Denotes someone who verbally "lights a fire under people" to try and persuade them to give him some ass, either literally or figuratively (i.e., he may not literally ask for sexual favors, but he will request something "equally momentous" that far exceeds what he could reasonably expect under the circumstances). This intense and persistent pressuring could include attempted bribery, laying a guilt trip on the person, offering to forgive a debt/obligation that the potential provider owes him, refusing to provide much-needed assistance unless the person "submits his cheeks", etc.

Motorist who has slid into a ditch: I would rather pay a tow truck than call Harry for help --- he's such an awful arsenist!

arsenist by QuacksO January 13, 2015

Arsocist 

A narcissist without the “thinking highly of yourself” part

damn look at that arsocist he’s probably a gooch gobbler.

Arsocist by ohgoddontdothat July 30, 2022

arsefister 

Used as a slight against primarily gay men. Only the most cantankerous of queers are worthy of this descriptor.

"That Lewis guy seems real light in the loafers, no?"
"Oh, yeah, he's a real arsefister."

arsefister by PerfectPauline June 8, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020