Asscrust

Hardened pieces of poo clinging lovingly to mangled asshair.

Damn Jose! This asscrust really ruins my day!

by Aaron November 5, 2002

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ass crust

you must have a hairy ass for this to work. its when you take a huge extremely wet shit and you wipe your ass and shit gets stuck in your ass hair without you knowing and becomes crusty.

"man i found out i had ass crust yesterday when i was picking my crack."

by coorreey August 16, 2006

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asscoustics

The tone and pitch at which your fart sounds.

Man, I farted in the church pew and the asscoustics were heavenly!

by 556boyer April 24, 2011

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Asscresting is a facet of foreplay that involves snuggily placing the erect penis in the middle of the girls(or guys, asscresting is applicable to sexual orientations of all kinds) asscheeks and sliding or rotating in any desired direction. It is essentially grinding without pants on. Highly convenient and surprisingly pleasurable, asscresting is on the rise as an act of foreplay and i encourage anyone interested to experiment. Don't knock it till you try it. dicks.

"Yea she wasn't ready for sex so we just asscrested, it was chill."

"Dis bitch wuz on her purriod so ya boy was asscresting dem cheeks all night."

by jewboy69696969 September 29, 2011

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Ass Crust

A derogatory term used to describe anyone who pisses you off. Derived from the leftover pieces of shit left in your ass after the umpteenth swipe.

Not to be confused with asshat.

Student A: What'd you get on the science test?
Student B: 64. Mr. Bober's a dick.
Student A: Really? I thought it was easy; I got a 110!
Student B: *glares* You cocky ass crust. Piss off.

by Ninja47 June 13, 2010

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