assdragon

People who are assholes but who wear out the word so much you must get creative using hense "assdragon"... also may be substituted with "assdumpling" and/or "asspuppet"

Shut up you friggin assdragon

by jenn July 5, 2003

AssDragon

A Dragon who loves to look at one another’s asses

The Dragon Flew down and smacked another dragon on the ass which is why ones self is called an AssDragon

by Eavie_Moons192018 August 18, 2018

assdragon

When you have very painful and extreme explosive diarrhea;)

Holy dog shit Tom just had a very bad case of assdragon.

by ass wipe under dik January 28, 2015

assdragon

A professional pervert ( and proud of it ) who takes 1000's of great pictures and shares them with the world.

We got those great nudie pics from Assdragon on his website assdragon.com

by D.Jefford August 12, 2006

Abstragon

An abstract dragon.

Also the name of an art piece done by Dracotic...

I'm not sure if it's just a blob or a dragon...must be an abstragon...

by Dracotic August 18, 2007

Fight the Ass-Dragon

The act of taking a shit that causes significant burning around one's anus, especially after one has eaten really spicy food.

The shit burns as though there is a Dragon in your ass trying to get out, and the valiant Sir Porcelain (toilet) must fight to protect your Ass from being ravaged by the flame of the Dragon.

"Holy shit dude, I had to fight the ass-dragon all morning after eating those Habanero Peppers!"

"Mmm. Spicy Thai Food." *Four hours later..* "Dear lord! Fetch my shield and sword! I have to fight the ass-dragon!"

by Ryan R L April 27, 2008

Ass Dragon

A mythical creature, friendly in nature, who comes to visit one several hours after one consumes spicy foods - making one's butthole feel as though it were shooting out fire while one defecates. The Ass Dragon's friendly, playful nature often makes him want to hang out for hours, sometimes hiding for a little while, peek-a-boo-style.

One more jalapeño slice would just be inviting the Ass Dragon and I don't have time to have my ass feel like it's on fire every hour tomorrow as I am addressing the Supreme Court in a very important case.

by Muhammed Shibaz Moqito October 10, 2014