Contact Juggling

The art of manipulating a man's testicles. The act should appear to be very fluid and magical, similar to Fushigi.

Mike - "Bro, I totally had some chick blow-bang me last night."

Chris - "Oh yeah? Was she pro?"

Mike - "Fuck yeah, I put my junk right in front of this bitch's face & she started contact juggling my balls. It was magic."

by Dracotic September 25, 2010

Skin Beard

An other term for a scrotum.

Dude, check out this gay porn...There's a guy that's contact juggling a black man's skin beard...

by Dracotic September 25, 2010

Skin Beard

The not-so-legendary pirate & gay cousin of Black Beard. Known for his love of the white frothy seas, Skin Beard is renowned for his looks - The scrotum chin, unbound by the traditional beard.

Bro #1 - Does that man have a...Ball sack for a chin?

Bro #2 - Muthafucka, that's Skin Beard. Don't say anything in front of him though, he's sensitive about it.

by Dracotic January 22, 2011

Phukloada

A shortened version of "Fuck load of"...

Damn, there's a phukloada bitches in the pantry...Tell 'em we ain't got no mo Mojito...

by Dracotic December 20, 2009

Group Doo Doo

The act of defication with three or more willing participants...

Yo Dookie, wanna go with me to that group doo doo this afternoon?

Nah, I just had me one of those self-help sessions...

by Dracotic June 12, 2009

Bluffin

Like it's brother, the "blumpkin", it is the art of recieving fellatio while attempting to evacuate one's bowels. Only the twist with the more mischevious Bluffin is that only flatulence is produced.

Connie: "Want a blumpkin baby?"
Josh: "I thought you'd never ask..."

*Connie initiates fillatio & prepares for the ladder*
Josh: "I don't think I can...I just farted, no product...It's a Bluffin baby..."
Connie: "Better luck next time!"

by Dracotic June 12, 2009

Abstragon

An abstract dragon.

Also the name of an art piece done by Dracotic...

I'm not sure if it's just a blob or a dragon...must be an abstragon...

by Dracotic July 31, 2007