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The sort of person who would hack into a website, delete half the files, and laugh when the owner of the site returned in the morning.
Shite! My site got delketed by asswagons again!
by hay thear October 17, 2003
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One who has a mania for music.
I am a melomaniac.
by Larstait November 14, 2003
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an ass so draggin

it must be lifted with a wagon
Crystals fat ass is so disturbing.
I think she is two big macs away from a full fledged ass wagon.
by Dracomister7 January 15, 2010
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a rickshaw; Chinese transportation device drawn by human power. Many modern day cars known by the slang term "rice burner" can also be referenced by this term.
"If that friggin' douchebag keeps driving his silly little asswagon up and down this street at 100mph,I swear to god, I'm gonna fucking shoot'em!"
by talking goat June 23, 2003
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A complex insult in which you are referring to a douchebag or cunt who shall now and otherwise be known as an asswagon. The person in question is an ass and has the combined intelligence of a ass and wagon thus are an asswagon.
Person 1: 2+2 is fish. Person 2: You asswagon you are so dumb your ass couldn't outsmart that wagon. Why don't you do something useful with your life and go Thailand and make Nike Products with preteen Asians.
by CosmicOstrich October 14, 2014
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Someone who is so sexually promiscuous that they've seen as much a$$ as a covered wagon on the Oregon trail. Can be an insult or compliment depending on gender
You know I don't f wit asswagons mAh brotha they not tight my bro.
by Gayl0rd December 30, 2016
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A vehicle used for transporting slutty girls. Can be used as an insult by indicating that the person in question belongs on an ass wagon.
"You're calling me a slut? Girl you're the one that rides the ass wagon all the time!"
by ShoeFullOfBailles October 14, 2014
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