asspumper

A man who''pumps'' or thrusts his penis into a man or womens anus, Or if the women has a penis(fuckign wierd) can thrust it into another man or womens.

Johny is sure a asspumper, that faggot.

by ErikTHEstonerDUDE August 10, 2006

asspuppet

A pompous blow-hard with little or no redeeming social value much like a terd which hangs from the anus and requires you to make it "dance like a puppet" to get it to fall into the toilet.

Steven is a total asspuppet.

by David December 9, 2003

Asspaper

a real idiot, also synonym for toilet paper

Come out to eat with us, stop being an asspaper, I was taking a shit and i noticed I ran out of asspaper to wipe my ass

by terry liaros August 6, 2008

Asspump

This means anyone who is a knee-jerk Neocon, a rude person, someone who has no filter between the brain and mouth, someone who likes to dis people they consider "inferior" to themselves. Someone who has chronic diarrhea of both the brain and the mouth.

Tom: "I can't believer Bill stiffed her for the tip."
Doug: " Yeah, what an asspump."

by Jimbojones 55 March 31, 2010

asscumference

The hugeness of a girl's ass.

Guy 1: Bro, she has small tits.
Guy 2: But that asscumference thou!

by almightydoge January 13, 2014

assuperious

When you think that your ass is superior to everyone else.

That bitch thinks she is so assuperious just because she has a Prada bag!

by 007Mi6 January 27, 2007

asshamper

a derogatory word meant to highlight the fact that you smell as bad as humanly possible

your a walking asshamper

by clarky17 July 15, 2010