asspumper

A man who''pumps'' or thrusts his penis into a man or womens anus, Or if the women has a penis(fuckign wierd) can thrust it into another man or womens.

Johny is sure a asspumper, that faggot.

asspumper by ErikTHEstonerDUDE August 10, 2006

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asspuppet

A pompous blow-hard with little or no redeeming social value much like a terd which hangs from the anus and requires you to make it "dance like a puppet" to get it to fall into the toilet.

Steven is a total asspuppet.

asspuppet by David December 9, 2003

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Asspaper

a real idiot, also synonym for toilet paper

Come out to eat with us, stop being an asspaper, I was taking a shit and i noticed I ran out of asspaper to wipe my ass

Asspaper by terry liaros August 6, 2008

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Asspump

This means anyone who is a knee-jerk Neocon, a rude person, someone who has no filter between the brain and mouth, someone who likes to dis people they consider "inferior" to themselves. Someone who has chronic diarrhea of both the brain and the mouth.

Tom: "I can't believer Bill stiffed her for the tip."
Doug: " Yeah, what an asspump."

Asspump by Jimbojones 55 March 31, 2010