asspumper
A man who''pumps'' or thrusts his penis into a man or womens anus, Or if the women has a penis(fuckign wierd) can thrust it into another man or womens.
asspumper by ErikTHEstonerDUDE August 10, 2006
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ass pumper • Assdumper • Wooly Assbumper • ass humper • Asspuppet • assumer • asspiper • asscumber • asscumference • asshamper
Asspaper
Come out to eat with us, stop being an asspaper, I was taking a shit and i noticed I ran out of asspaper to wipe my ass
Asspaper by terry liaros August 6, 2008
Asspump
This means anyone who is a knee-jerk Neocon, a rude person, someone who has no filter between the brain and mouth, someone who likes to dis people they consider "inferior" to themselves. Someone who has chronic diarrhea of both the brain and the mouth.
Asspump by Jimbojones 55 March 31, 2010
asscumference
asscumference by almightydoge January 13, 2014
assuperious
assuperious by 007Mi6 January 27, 2007
asshamper
your a walking asshamper
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