Assdumper 

An asshole that dumps enough feces to completely fill a landfill

Man on phone: sorry man my anus is now an assdumper. I cannot gather enough toilet paper to save my life!

Assdumper by Dandongding December 16, 2016

assdump 

1. A slow driver, elderly driver, one that pisses you off due to their slow nature.

2.Expletive used when you suck at Madden.

ASSDUMP!, lets move a litte faster!!!

Catch the F*ckin' ball assdump!

assdump by Evan Ackley December 19, 2005

asscumference 

The hugeness of a girl's ass.

Guy 1: Bro, she has small tits.
Guy 2: But that asscumference thou!

asscumference by almightydoge January 13, 2014

assuperious

When you think that your ass is superior to everyone else.

That bitch thinks she is so assuperious just because she has a Prada bag!

assuperious by 007Mi6 January 27, 2007

asshamper 

a derogatory word meant to highlight the fact that you smell as bad as humanly possible

your a walking asshamper

asshamper by clarky17 July 15, 2010

asscumber 

mildly derogatory term, the 'ass' part of the word can be pronounced in an American drawl for effect...

I said take the next left, you asscumber!

asscumber by Hannah Morriwoman March 29, 2011

assumer 

a person with a tendency to jump to conclusions without proof or evidence.

Ryan is such an assumer. You can't tell him anything without him jumping the gun.

assumer by kevin benham July 13, 2006