asscudent

ass•cudent
- when your ass couldn’t

“Emily’s ass couldn’t move”
“Emily’s asscudent move”

by httpgabs October 14, 2021

Assidentally

When you do something accidentally with your ass.

Lauren assidentally dialed me all night long.

by icwish April 28, 2010

assident

When you are having sex with a girl and your penis accidentally comes out too far and goes back into her asshole. She usually screams in horror.

Girl: AAAHHHH!!!!!

Guy: Sorry, babe. Assidents will happen.

by The Dersk April 16, 2008

ASScentives

Derived from the word "incentives". An ASScentive is when a guy (or girl) is looking for a short term friend with benefits/piece of ass.

"I think this girl may offer some good ASScentives" or "He's a douche, he's just looking for ASScentives"

by ASScentives October 28, 2009

asscunt

When the vagina and/or asshole are ripped forming one rift.

Damn bitch, I just ripped your vagina and made you an asscunt.

by Heywood Ublomie April 2, 2009

assccident

When you are observing an attractive person (of either sex), and usually, but not necessarily their ass, and you become distracted enough that you run into something, either in your car or while walking.

I saw this really hot girl doing squats at Taylor gym, and I almost got into an assccident while walking up the stairs.

by Zuzuzela August 30, 2013

Assodent

1. The correct spelling of ass dent, an assodent is when--accidentally or not--several events lead up to a dent the shape of one's ass in the trunk of a car.
2. A dent shaped like an ass on a car's trunk.

His father told him not to sit on the dent-o-mobile because it would leave an assodent.

by www.theroachyjay.tk July 13, 2006