ass-cident
Anastasia broke a glass, two plates, and a kitchen drawer with just her booty. She had an ass-cident.
ass-cident by TrappedInDumbasslandia January 13, 2017
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Ass'ccident
This is an unconscious masculine reflex to observe, and/or admire a random woman's curvy ass while in the company of your spouse, or significant other.
My buddy James is temporarily living in my crib as a result of an ass'ccident that occured yesterday while shopping at the mall with his girlfriend.
Ass'ccident by Baks wa M'Muthamia April 1, 2021
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Assidentally
Assidentally by icwish April 28, 2010
assccident
When you are observing an attractive person (of either sex), and usually, but not necessarily their ass, and you become distracted enough that you run into something, either in your car or while walking.
I saw this really hot girl doing squats at Taylor gym, and I almost got into an assccident while walking up the stairs.
assccident by Zuzuzela August 30, 2013
Assident
When you confuse a guy wearing emo fag tight pants as a girl with a nice ass. This can lead to one feeling partially homosexual.
Fat Assident
Fat Assident by Aunt Michelle April 22, 2019
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