ass-cident

When a woman's butt is so large, she knocks objects over when she turns around.

Anastasia broke a glass, two plates, and a kitchen drawer with just her booty. She had an ass-cident.

by TrappedInDumbasslandia January 13, 2017

Ass'ccident

This is an unconscious masculine reflex to observe, and/or admire a random woman's curvy ass while in the company of your spouse, or significant other.

My buddy James is temporarily living in my crib as a result of an ass'ccident that occured yesterday while shopping at the mall with his girlfriend.

by Baks wa M'Muthamia April 1, 2021

Assidentally

When you do something accidentally with your ass.

Lauren assidentally dialed me all night long.

by icwish April 28, 2010

assident

When you are having sex with a girl and your penis accidentally comes out too far and goes back into her asshole. She usually screams in horror.

Girl: AAAHHHH!!!!!

Guy: Sorry, babe. Assidents will happen.

by The Dersk April 16, 2008

assccident

When you are observing an attractive person (of either sex), and usually, but not necessarily their ass, and you become distracted enough that you run into something, either in your car or while walking.

I saw this really hot girl doing squats at Taylor gym, and I almost got into an assccident while walking up the stairs.

by Zuzuzela August 30, 2013

Assident

When you confuse a guy wearing emo fag tight pants as a girl with a nice ass. This can lead to one feeling partially homosexual.

Me and dan were drivin'... im like "fuck Dan, look at that ass" hes like "I think thats a dude!"

Me: "Shit, I made another assident!"

We then proceeded to bait him by saying: "hey dude, are you a dude?"

by Ryan Cash December 10, 2007

Fat Assident

An incident or accident caused by someone’s fat ass.

There was a fat assident when Michelle sat on the wooden bench.

by Aunt Michelle April 22, 2019