assamonger 

One who enjoys strolling on the beach and squeezing the remnant farts out of dead seagulls.

Jon Remple is an assamonger.

assamonger by Jack Linehan October 10, 2006

assmonger 

One who sells donkeys on the street.

A lowly assmonger cannot make enough money to support a family.

assmonger by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

ARSEMONGER 

Noun , meaning seller of arse. Monger used as in fish monger, iron monger. One who sells arse, a pimp

Goodness ! , these goes that horrible arsemonger, he's not a nice person at all.

ARSEMONGER by Dr Lingus January 4, 2008

assdonger 

An asshole or a person that is acting rudely. A complete douchebag.

"Kanye West was such an assdonger at the VMA's!"

assdonger by HannahHuzzah October 6, 2009

assmongler 

a dumbass piece of shit that cant tell right from wrong and is usally an annoying ass kissing scum bag with fruit cake like characheristics.

or a sexist midle aged male that slaps asses constantly

whow cotton from king of the hill is one awsome assmongler

assmongler by juancarlos December 28, 2005

assmongrels

One who clings to the buttocks of another; Derogatory term for an unsavory person who is quite fond of the anus.

Those old coots were just a bunch of assmongrels.
He's an assmongrol

assmongrels by the poopsmith July 9, 2003

assmonger 

Synonymous to an ass-hole.

A generally rude, unpleasant person.

My coworkers are all assmongers.

assmonger by snabald July 13, 2003