assmongrels

One who clings to the buttocks of another; Derogatory term for an unsavory person who is quite fond of the anus.

Those old coots were just a bunch of assmongrels.
He's an assmongrol

by the poopsmith July 9, 2003

assmongrels

1. (interj.) A term used to describe immense displeasure.

2. (v.) A medical term referring to the infusion of incongruous ass cheeks onto one's face to replace dead facial tissue caused by pyrolysis.

3. (n.) Derogatory term for one who's facial features resemble the buttocks.

Assmongrels(1), my son's assmongrelling(2) was a complete failure! Now he really looks like an assmongrel(3).

by Richard Z. Crimiton, M.D. July 7, 2004

assmongrels

A word used in frustration; similar to pain and fuck

1. Assmongrels, I stepped on this pile of shit.
2. Assmongrels!

by Halipender Arpneer July 7, 2004

assmongrel

some one gay or straight who has a fascination with the ass and likes it in there or likes to stick it in there.

Stop bein such an assmongrel

by Derock May 29, 2004

assmongrel

A really stupid person who like celebrates Hannukah on Christmas, and sells door to door girl scout cookies, singing stupid ass theme songs like fucking Scooby Doo. This sort of person gets beat up (sometimes) but never on Sundays since thats the holy day. This type of person never has a house or anything, and doesn't even like to plant trees or sharpen pencils, and is just a big fuck.

Man that little albino kid just raped my dog, what a fucking assmongrel!

by ToDDMaN June 10, 2003

assmongrel

Keith Oakley, Harrisburg, IL

Keith Oakley is an assmongrel to the extreme!

by Pat Dizzle December 8, 2003

assmongrel

a big fuckin queer who loves to give it in the ass

look at that assmongrel...

by Dont Give a Fuck August 3, 2003