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assmongler 

A jerk who won't give you what you want/need.
Come on man, don't be an assmongler! Pass the crackpipe.
assmongler by Solid August 1, 2005

ass mongler 

one who mongles the ass, or basically owns it; aka raging homo.
daniel is the biggest ass mongler in the world
ass mongler by daniel attaway January 8, 2003

assmonger 

One who sells donkeys on the street.
A lowly assmonger cannot make enough money to support a family.
assmonger by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

assdonger 

An asshole or a person that is acting rudely. A complete douchebag.
"Kanye West was such an assdonger at the VMA's!"
assdonger by HannahHuzzah October 6, 2009

assmongrels

One who clings to the buttocks of another; Derogatory term for an unsavory person who is quite fond of the anus.
Those old coots were just a bunch of assmongrels.
He's an assmongrol
assmongrels by the poopsmith July 9, 2003

assmonger 

Synonymous to an ass-hole.

A generally rude, unpleasant person.
My coworkers are all assmongers.
assmonger by snabald July 13, 2003
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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